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He professor chastised Melissa for paying too much attention to sex, and not enough to her reading assignments.

When he kept her for detention that day, he said, “When I return to this room, I want to see you bent over your desk with your head in that book.”

Melissa would realize the error of her ways, and show her professor that, rather than choosing between the two, she could have sex and study in equal measure.

And if he would help, perhaps she could do them both at the same time.

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